another moral hangover. fuck.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
