Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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