You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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