He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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