Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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