im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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