and you said cock pushups were impossible
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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