ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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