His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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