i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Text me some of your sweat
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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