I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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