the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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