Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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