Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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