Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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