I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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