just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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