I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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