did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I forget how to act sober
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