I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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