i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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