Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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