I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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