PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
areolas are like halos for boobs.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dicks are not precious.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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