they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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