just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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