But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just invented taco cereal.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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