You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I love you.
Bad choice
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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