sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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