you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
