arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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