I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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