Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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