Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Randomize
