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I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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