Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Please don't give away my fajitas
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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