I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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