Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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