Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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