Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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