he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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