I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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