lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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