You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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