Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
What a dumb baby whore.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Your shirt... Was in my pants
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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