Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I forgot how hot balto sounded
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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