I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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