..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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