She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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