we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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